Smile! You're on Candid Camera...

There is no doubt in my mind that I could have heard those very words tonight! (and once last week too!!). Here's the way it happened:

We had a nice family dinner tonight which was great since we haven't seen daddy since Sunday because he's been on night shift. In the midst of cooking and eating I was busy finding a place for my new oriental rug (that's a whole different post)! After dinner Chad and the boys went outside to play and I went to join them shortly. I planted two trees with lots of help from my little guys and they were filthy. While Chad was finishing up outside I took the boys in to the tub and literally rinsed them off and washed out the tub before putting them in for a bath! The water was still brown tinted after I washed them. This is where it gets crazy. Chad brings in some medicine for both the boys for runny noses/congestion. It's a med they take as needed and I just got it refilled. I specifically requested it be flavored because I know it is a little bitter. The pharmacist couldn't remember if it definitely was flavored and politely told me to bring it back if they didn't like it. Cambell takes his first and shakes all over as he swallows it. Now for Parker (who has an extremely bad gag reflex), he starts a little coughing and then-you guessed it-vomits in the tub! Cambell was already out and I got Parker out quickly. As he continues to cry and choke he vomits again--NOODLES!! Now every one is in complete chaos. It gets better. Cambell is still running around naked and he pees on the bathroom floor about a foot from the vomit!!! "Dear Lord, Help me!"
So, I proceed to clean up the disaster as much as possible and go to get my mop. Imagine this-my mop is no where to be found!!! I "mop" my floor with an over sized dish rag on my hands and knees! Whew, what a night!

Now, for last weeks adventure...as I am busy checking every one's blogs while the kids play Cambell comes to me saying, "EEEWWWW!" and holding out his hand. His hand covered with stinky! So I scoop him up and carry him six feet away from my body while Parker is running behind us saying, "Mommy, what's wrong???" So I take Cambell to the tub to strip him down only to find it's worse than I thought...all the way to his shoulders! Parker comes in and begins gagging (remember above story :)! I ended up having to throw away his clothes and wipe him head to toe with wipes before I could bathe him. Oh, the joys!!!