1. "Mommy, do girls tee-tee out of their hiney?"
2. "Are these (pointing to his nipples) mee-mees?"
3. "Mommy, do you know what a crack-head is???" (to explain, he had been called a crack-head!)
4. "I'm soooo sorry I broke your lamp and I forgive God and Jesus!"
And my favorite....
5. "Boys have flat tee-tees and girls have squashed tee-tees with a line" (to explain, he saw his girl cousins changing clothes!)
2 comments:
I see you too have a fella obsessed with body parts. Josh is still feeling me up.
Hilarious!! These made me snort!
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